NetherCream For Men

NetherCream For Men

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For Men Varieties

  • PAMPER:

    Cause you’ve got to moisturize and love your nether regions.

    Great For: Daily moisturizing, shiny gleam. 

    Benefits: Provides a soothing, moisturizing, vitamin-packed shine to your nether region. Prevents sticking and pinching. 

  • DRY & ITCHY RELIEF:

    Cause you’ve got itchy dry skin, inflammation in your nether regions.

    Great For: Dry itchy skin and inflammation.

    Benefits: Provides soothing, moisturizing, vitamin-packed relief of inflammation, itching, and odor.

  • CLEAN & DRY:

    Cause you’ve got a swamp down there.

    Great For: Swamp-Crotch, excess sweat, odor in your groin.

    Benefits: Provides a soothing, softening, moisturizing, vitamin-packed barrier to soothe inflammation, inhibit bacterial growth, reduce sweat and odor. 

  • JOCK ITCH ANTI-FUNGAL:

    Yeah, that.

    Benefits: Inhibits fungal growth while providing vitamin-packed healing, soothing, and moisturizing itch relief.

    NOTE: Due to the nature of Jock Itch, we developed a separate formula just for that area. While NetherCream Athlete's Foot - Anti-Fungal contains the same ingredients as NetherCream Jock Itch - Anti-Fungal, Athlete's Foot contains a higher concentration of essential oils and should only be used on feet. 

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Pricing:

8 Oz. Full Size - $45 $35 (on Sale!)
2 Oz. Travel Size - $15 $10 (on Sale!)
Starter Kit - $15 Includes 1 Oz. each Glaze, Whipped Cream & ICING (The Starter Kit is housed in a one-of-a-kind origami holder.)

Available as a MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION, so you’ll never run out!)

*Up to 2-Year Shelf Life, though we know you'll use it up long before then!

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Yes, we joke on Twitter about your junk, crowned jewels, package, but the truth is, taking care of your nether regions is truly important.

You shouldn't have to live with excessive sweat or itchiness in your groin. You shouldn't spend your time readjusting. You should care for all of you.

So why NetherCream? Well, besides being 100% Natural, it isn't a lotion, which just sits on your skin, it's a cream which melts into your skin. NetherCream puts a protective barrier on your most favorite body part, preventing chafing, odor, sweat or healing dryness and itchiness. Over time, NetherCream increases your elasticity, yes, I'll repeat that, it increases your elasticity.

So, as I sat in a local restaurant, looking at all the men with their families, I wondered, do they take the time to take care of themselves? It's simple enough, slather on a healthy bit of NetherCream every day. Take pride in taking care of ALL of you!


 
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All About Thickness & Ingredients: 

Glaze

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Glaze is a velvety semi-translucent, semi-solid salve. Of the NetherCream thicknesses, it is the one most likely to revert to liquid in extreme temperatures. Don't worry, even as a liquid, it's easy to use and effective. Glaze is a VEGAN product.

Pamper: NetherCream Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil and Vitamin E.  

Dry & Itchy Relief: NetherCream Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil and Vitamin E.  

Clean & Dry: NetherCream Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Argan Oil and Vitamin E.  

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: NetherCream Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil and Vitamin E.  

Whipped Cream

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Whipped Cream is light and airy. Imagine frothy whipped cream on top of a steaming cup of hot chocolate, that's NetherCream Whipped Cream. Super easy to apply, melts into your skin. Includes beeswax for stabilization in warmer temperatures. Whipped Cream is a VEGETARIAN product.

Pamper: NetherCream Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E and Beeswax

Dry & Itchy Relief: NetherCream Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Patchouli Essential Oil and Beeswax.

Clean & Dry: NetherCream Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Argan Oil and Beeswax.

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: NetherCream Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Tea Tree Essential Oil and Beeswax.

ICING

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ICING is our thickest formula. It contains 100% Raw Organic Shea Butter. This added ingredient makes ICING stand on its own as a thick luxurious cream. Includes beeswax for stabilization in warmer temperatures. ICING is a VEGETARIAN product.

Pamper: NetherCream ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter and Beeswax.

Dry & Itchy Relief: NetherCream ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter, Patchouli Essential Oil and Beeswax.

Clean & Dry: NetherCream ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter, Argan Oil and Beeswax.

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: NetherCream  ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter, Tea Tree Essential Oil and Beeswax.

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To Use: 

Pamper: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using your fingers or if you prefer, a cotton round or cotton ball. Enjoy. 

Dry & Itchy Relief: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using a cotton round or cotton ball. To prevent cross-contamination, it is not recommended using your fingers. Do not reuse cotton rounds or balls, dispose of properly. 

Clean & Dry: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using a cotton round or cotton ball. To prevent cross-contamination, it is not recommended using your fingers. Do not reuse cotton rounds or balls, dispose of properly. 

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using a cotton round or cotton ball. To prevent cross-contamination, it is not recommended using your fingers. Do not reuse cotton rounds or balls, dispose of properly. 

For External Use Only

Store at room temperature.