NetherCream For Men

NetherCream For Men

from 13.95

Yes, we joke on Twitter about your junk, crowned jewels, package, but the truth is, taking care of your nether regions is truly important.

You shouldn't have to live with excessive sweat or itchiness in your groin. You shouldn't spend your time readjusting. You should care for all of you.

So why NetherCream? Well, besides being 100% Natural, it isn't a lotion, which just sits on your skin, it's a cream which melts into your skin. NetherCream puts a protective barrier on your most favorite body part, preventing chafing, odor, sweat or healing dryness and itchiness. Over time, NetherCream increases your elasticity, yes, I'll repeat that, it increases your elasticity.

So, as I sat in a local restaurant, looking at all the men with their families, I wondered, do they take the time to take care of themselves? It's simple enough, slather on a healthy bit of NetherCream every day. Take pride in taking care of ALL of you!

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  (The Starter Kit is shipped in minimal packaging to reduce post-consumer waste)

(The Starter Kit is shipped in minimal packaging to reduce post-consumer waste)

  • 2 oz. Trial Size - $13.95 (Up to 1 Week Supply)
  • 8 oz. Full Size - $44.95 (Up to 1 Month Supply) Available for a monthly subscription of only $40.95 per month
  • 3 oz. Starter Kit - $14.95 (Up to 9-Day Supply) Includes 1 oz. each Glaze, Whipped Cream & ICING

*Up to 2-Year Shelf Life, though we know you'll use it up long before then!

 

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Pamper: NetherCream Glaze is like a soft salve. Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil and Vitamin E.  

Dry & Itchy Relief: NetherCream Glaze is like a soft salve. Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil and Vitamin E.  

Clean & Dry: NetherCream Glaze is like a soft salve. Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Argan Oil and Vitamin E.  

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: NetherCream Glaze is like a soft salve. Glaze contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil and Vitamin E.  


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Pamper: NetherCream Whipped Cream is silky cream. Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E and Beeswax.

Dry & Itchy Relief: NetherCream Whipped Cream is silky cream. Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Patchouli Essential Oil and Beeswax.

Clean & Dry: NetherCream Whipped Cream is silky cream. Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Argan Oil and Beeswax.

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: NetherCream Whipped Cream is silky cream. Whipped Cream contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Tea Tree Essential Oil and Beeswax.


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Pamper: NetherCream ICING has added 100% Raw Organic Shea Butter and is a thicker cream.  ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter and Beeswax.

Dry & Itchy Relief: NetherCream ICING has added 100% Raw Organic Shea Butter and is a thicker cream.  ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter, Patchouli Essential Oil and Beeswax.

Clean & Dry: NetherCream ICING has added 100% Raw Organic Shea Butter and is a thicker cream.  ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter, Argan Oil and Beeswax.

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: NetherCream ICING has added 100% Raw Organic Shea Butter and is a thicker cream.  ICING contains 100% Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, 100% Organic Raw Shea Butter, Tea Tree Essential Oil and Beeswax.


To Use: 

Pamper: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using your fingers or if you prefer, a cotton round or cotton ball. Enjoy. 

Dry & Itchy Relief: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using a cotton round or cotton ball. To prevent cross-contamination, it is not recommended using your fingers. Do not reuse cotton rounds or balls, dispose of properly. 

Clean & Dry: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using a cotton round or cotton ball. To prevent cross-contamination, it is not recommended using your fingers. Do not reuse cotton rounds or balls, dispose of properly. 

Jock Itch Anti-Fungal: Just apply a quarter-sized amount to your nether region using a cotton round or cotton ball. To prevent cross-contamination, it is not recommended using your fingers. Do not reuse cotton rounds or balls, dispose of properly. 

NOTE:

Due to the nature of Jock Itch, we developed a separate formula just for that area. While NetherCream Athlete's Foot - Anti-Fungal contains the same ingredients as NetherCream Jock Itch - Anti-Fungal, Athlete's Foot contains a higher concentration of essential oils and should only be used on feet. 

For External Use Only

Store at room temperature.