Yes, we joke on Twitter about your junk, crowned jewels, package, but the truth is, taking care of your nether regions is truly important.
You shouldn't have to live with excessive sweat or itchiness in your groin. You shouldn't spend your time readjusting. You should care for all of you.
So why NetherCream? Well, besides being 100% Natural, it isn't a lotion, which just sits on your skin, it's a cream which melts into your skin. NetherCream puts a protective barrier on your most favorite body part, preventing chafing, odor, sweat or healing dryness and itchiness. Over time, NetherCream increases your elasticity, yes, I'll repeat that, it increases your elasticity.
So, as I sat in a local restaurant, looking at all the men with their families, I wondered, do they take the time to take care of themselves? It's simple enough, slather on a healthy bit of NetherCream every day. Take pride in taking care of ALL of you!